I'm a newbie on here & this had probably been posted before, but I decided to put it on here anyway. Ran across it tonight while looking for something on my computer.
State of Missouri Wildlife Code
Regulations for Hunting and Harvesting Lawyers.
372.1 Any person with a valid state rodent hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys.
372.2 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. Use of United States currency as bait, however is prohibited.
372.3 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited unless such a vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside and the vehicle should proceed to the nearest car wash.
372.4 It is unlawful to shout “Whiplash!”, “Ambulance”, or “Free Scotch!” for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
372.5 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Porsche, or Mercedes dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoons.
372.6 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap, or possess same.
372.7 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
372.8 Bag limits: Yellow bellied sidewinders………2
Honest Attorneys..PROTECTED (endangered species)
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. Thomas Jefferson
Post by ozarkmountainman on Mar 16, 2015 19:36:43 GMT -6
D.W. Verts- Bigfoot Trapper
President, MO Chapter of the Fur Takers of America (some darn nice folks)
Haw Creek Enterprises LLC, DBA Ambush Restaurant, DBA Haw Creek Trap Supply, DBA Haw Creek Manufacturing (new home of Hilltop Cage Traps), DBA Ambush House of Ill Repute... And the Butterfield Trail Social Club and Music Review!
Walleye Joe: You need your hearing checked Ray!
Mar 10, 2017 20:21:31 GMT -6
krank: He said "Lesser fun for you" not "SR22".....
Mar 14, 2017 11:29:03 GMT -6
farmnhunter: If you want to avoid feline, you can't use any meat or fish item or scent. Try a piece of black licorish covered by dairy feed, or lucky charms or corn/koolaid (mix 1 qt whole corn with a package of grape koolaid)
Apr 5, 2017 19:42:37 GMT -6